王祖紱 1921 m

台湾话和普通话的笑话 2013/09/18

language variety: 普通話 Standard Mandarin官話 Mandarin漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 台北市 Táiběi City台灣 Táiwān

uploaded by: kellen 2013/09/18

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我可以說一點
wǒ kěyǐ shuō yī diǎn
I can tell a
台灣話跟普通話的笑話
táiwānhuà gēn pǔtōnghuà de xiàohuà
Taiwanese and Mandarin language joke,
因為我有一個朋友
yīnwèi wǒ yǒu yī ge péngyou
because I had a friend
剛從大陸, 就是中國到台灣
who’d just come from the mainland, from China to Taiwan.
他跟朋友住在一起
He lived together with friends,
他每天
and every day
想去理髮
he wanted to go to the barber (lifa),
但是他就跟朋友
but to his friends,
講你們出去帶我出去理髮好不好
he said ’how about you guys take me to the barber (lifa)?
但是台灣話的理髮是叫什麼
But in Taiwanese ’barber’ (lifa) means...
理髮是叫
’barber’ (lifa) means...
對不起, 我講得不大
I’m sorry, I’m not telling this too
清楚啦, 因為這個台灣話
clearly. Because, in Taiwanese,
出去玩啊叫「辶日  辶月」、「辶日  辶月」
chūqù wán a jiào "tshit-thô"(qìtó), "tit-thô"(tìtó)
you say ’get your head shaved’ (thit-tô, tìtó) to mean 
那麼普通話講理髮可以講「剃頭」
Nàme pǔtōnghuà jiǎng “lǐfā” kěyǐ jiǎng “tìtóu”
In Mandarin you can say ’get your head shaved' (titou) to mean 'barber' (lifa).
所以以至於他朋友説, 好, 你要"ti tou", 我帶你去, 
So his friend said, ’sure, you want to "go out for a good time" (titou), we’ll take you,'
今天晚上出去他們去了玩了一圈回來
and that night they went out and had a good time, then came back.
他又不敢問為什麼沒有跟我去理髮, 第二天
He didn’t dare ask why they hadn’t gone to the barber (lifa) together, and the second day
他說我要"ti tou", 他們說好好好我們一起去,
he said ’I want to go get my head shaved (titou)', and they said ’sure sure sure, we’ll go together.
又出去玩了一圈回來
So they went out and had good time again, so,
這樣，到了第三天還是這樣, 他奇怪了
on the third day it went the same way--he was just baffled.
我要剃頭呀, 我要剪我的頭髮
[He said] ’I want to go get my head shaved (titou), I want to get my hair cut!’
哦, 剃頭呀, 不是出去玩哪
O, tìtóu a, búshì chūqù chūqù wán na
[They said] ’Oh, "get your head shaved" (titou), not "go out for a good time". 
我們台灣話玩是叫"thit-thô"哇
Wǒmen Táiwān huà wán shì jiào "thit-thô" (tìtó) wa
In Taiwanese we say "titou" to mean "go out for a good time".
跟你的剃頭很像呀, 這一個笑話
Sounds a lot like your "getting your head shaved" (titou), eh?’  That’s the joke.
還有很多笑話, 你要聽的話留在下次吧 !
And I’ve got a ton of them--if you want to hear more, what say we leave those for next time!

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Wáng Zǔ Fú 王祖紱. 2013. 台湾话和普通话的笑话 [Táiwān Huà Hé Pǔtōnghuà De Xiàohuà]. In: Van Dam, Kellen Parker; Hansen, Steve; Qi, Jiayao (Eds). Phonemica. accessed 2024/04/23

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@incollection{xyy2013taiwanhuaheputonghuadexiaohua,
  author = {Wáng Zǔ Fú 王祖紱},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, {Kellen Parker} and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {台湾话和普通话的笑话 Táiwān Huà Hé Pǔtōnghuà De Xiàohuà},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/543746312bd553930782ab55/0},
  note = {accessed 2024/04/23},
  year = {2013}
}